- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Sixty... eight

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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