- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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