- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

So one time there was this woman learning...

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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