- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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