- Anti Joke

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What is 9+10? 19

womans having rights.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What is 9+10? 19

womans having rights.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.