why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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