What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Black people.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Face Hunter is scum

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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