What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Hello.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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