Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

every knight i see an owl at window

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

womans having rights.

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