Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Sixty... eight

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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