- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Stephen Hawking

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