- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

So I was walking down the road today

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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