If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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