Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Banana Hamock.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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