Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Stephen Hawking

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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