- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

hear hear

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Banana Hamock.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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