- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephen Hawking

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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