What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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