- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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