Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

justin beiber sucks

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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