Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Anti Joke

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