Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Poker face

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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