How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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justin beiber sucks

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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