A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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