- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Poker face

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

A baby seal walks into a club.

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