- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Screw it you write the joke.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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