How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Title IX

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

ever tried african food? they neither

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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