- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Women's Rights

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

WNBA

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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