What is brown and sticky? A stick

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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