- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Chicken

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

wael.. nuff said

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

CFL

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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