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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

my wife out of the kitchen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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