- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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