- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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