- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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