A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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