How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Mooses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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