How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

im watching you..

CAVE JOHNSON.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

You're a big fat monkey.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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