- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.