what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Mooses

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

The lion swallowed his pride.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

your mum

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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