- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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