- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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