What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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A dyslexic blind man

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Anti Joke

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