knock knock come in

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Obama = ebola

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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