- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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