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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

how man

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.