- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

knock knock come in

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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