- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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