Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Jesus Christ

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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