- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

knock knock come in

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

how man

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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