- Anti Joke

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

how man

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.