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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

I'm gay.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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