Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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A van drives into a car.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Why can't february march Because april may

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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