How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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