Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Penis

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Haha, I get it..

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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girls basketball

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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