make me a sandwich! what kind?

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

My wife made me a sandwich

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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