Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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