- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

No it doesnt..

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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