- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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