What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Jeff

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

This is a random Anti joke.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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