How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

how man

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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