Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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