- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

why did the zebra cross the road?

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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