What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What's 9+10 Ebola

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What if I told you.....potatoe

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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