- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Women's Rights

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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