What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Women's Rights

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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