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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What do you call two dog? dogs

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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