What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Massie is a fatass

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Do you know the muffin man? No

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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