- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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