What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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your mum

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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